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Wormkiller Golf Gear
Golf Clothing and Accessories Guaranteed to Increase Your Golf Score*

Wormkiller Golf Gear's Dedicated Golfing Mission

Wormkiller Golf Gear is dedicated to the men, women and children of the golfing world who can't get their tee shots off the ground.

To those charitable golfers who know the water hazard on hole three isn't really a hazard but a golf ball donation tank to which they selflessly give on a regular basis.
To those golfers who know the fairway furthest away from the clubhouse is to be used exclusively as a golf cart stunt track.
To those brave individuals who tee up their ball in front of a large group of clubhouse onlookers, only to somehow knock the ball ten feet behind them.
For the hacks that use a mulligan on every hole ...
Mostly, Wormkiller Golf Gear is dedicated to the recreational golfer. Those determined men, women and children who tee up their ball on hole one, knowing without a doubt, they're going to shank almost every single drive, most of their chip shots, and a handful of putts, but tee up and go through the whole excruciating eighteen hole process anyway, almost in defiance of how much they suck.

Anyone can hit a ball perfectly straight down the fairway and stay dedicated to this sport. It takes a golfer with iron nerves and a complete disregard for their own integrity to continue golfing after losing fourteen golf balls and spending half the day in the rough. Wormkiller proudly salutes these individuals.

Check out the Wormkiller Store and see all of the great products with unique features you can't find anywhere else**.

Latest Golf Offerings

Wormkiller.com is proud to be offering the latest in high tech clothing and golf equipment* engineered to increase your golf score..

All of our golf accessories are produced utilizing the latest in NASA aerospace technology*.
Our Wormkiller shirts are designed to decrease air resistance and drag during the all important golf swing*.
Our hats, visors and beanies are on the cutting edge of realism, stretchiness and we’ve even got one lined with a space age polymer called, ‘Aluminum’*, we don’t really know how this helps you golf but we had money to burn*.
Our Wormkiller brand golf balls are filled with military grade C4 making them the most explosive ball on the market today.
We’ve got golf tees that we designed with Kevlar filament*, (yes the same stuff that goes into a bullet-proof jacket*) and guaranteed never to break*.
Our divot repair tools are just regular divot repair tools but they can be used to kill a man*, our Marine buddy showed us how*.
In addition to the items listed above we have, golf gloves, club covers and hundreds* of other golf related items.

*All claims are completely made up and false. We don't have money to burn. Our tees are wooden and will probably break, and we don't even know a Marine let alone how to kill someone using a divot repair tool. We do sell clothing and golf equipment but they are in no way high tech or designed by NASA, unless by high tech you mean 'Cool' and by NASA you mean 'The Wormkiller Staff' then the claim is true**.

**This claim is not true.