According to the Agence France-Presse - the world’s longest golf course, stretching along 1,365 kilometers (848 miles) of desert highway, span two time zones and measure more than the entire length of Britain, with holes at 18 towns and service stations, is to open in Australia this year, organizers said Tuesday.

Golfers will stop at one roadhouse, play a hole, then drive on to the next tee—100 kilometers down the road in some cases. The par-71 course will take three or four days to complete with each player awarded a certificate.

Don’t be fooled, this isn’t golf, it’s a really long drive through Australian’s southern coastline, interrupted by an occasional golf hole, surrounded by the worst sand trap ever conceived of. Whoever thought this would be a good idea was probably dropped on their head as a child or was really drunk. They also probably like the idea of a restaurant that feeds you while you jog on a treadmill, a plasma T.V. that is battery operated and humus dip on a stick.

In short, if you like Australia or really long drives then this is for you. If you don’t like Australia, long drives or huge sand traps then this is weak sauce.

Very weak sauce.